All Out for TCTC

Prize Drawings

In an effort to make this fundraiser slightly more engaging — and in a moment of humility that may or may not fully disguise itself as egotism — I am offering prize drawings.

Yes, I am aware that structuring prizes around “time with me” walks a delicate line between charming and deeply self-important. I am choosing to believe we are landing closer to charming.

Every $10 donated earns one entry.

Higher donation levels unlock additional prize pools. If you give at a higher level, your name will be entered into everything below that level as well.

So yes, giving more increases both your odds and the quality of what you might win.

All winners will be drawn after the campaign closes. One prize per person so the generosity spreads around.

$10+ donors

Dramatic Monologue About Your Life
I will write and perform a fully serious dramatic monologue based on what I know about you. It will be delivered with commitment and unnecessary emotional intensity.

Attempt & Report
You choose something I have never done before (within reason). I will attempt it and provide a full written report of the experience.

Mystery Prize
You will not know what this is until you win it. It will be harmless. Probably.

$25+ donors

Spotify Playlist Based on What I Can Find on Your Socials
A thoughtfully curated playlist assembled using light internet research and instinct. May reveal things about you.

Personal Hype Woman for 24 Hours
Encouraging texts. Unwarranted confidence. Strategic compliments. Possibly voice memos if the moment calls for it.

Book Basket
A favorite book, cozy accompaniments, and a note explaining why I think you will love it.

$50+ donors

Movie Night Basket
Everything required for an excellent night in: snacks, atmosphere, and justification for not leaving the house.

Coffee Date with Me
We will go somewhere pleasant and talk about something meaningful or meaningless depending on the day.

$100+ donors

Errand Fairy for a Day
I will run 2–3 errands on your behalf while dressed as an Errand Fairy.

Costume elements may include:

• wings
• a wand
• impractical enthusiasm
• the quiet dignity of someone buying lightbulbs in costume
• possible light commitment to the bit in public spaces

Errands must be legal, logistically reasonable, and not emotionally scarring.

Examples:
post office
returns
supply pick-up
dry cleaning
the task you have been putting off for 6 months

Homemade Dinner Night
I cook. You eat. We pretend this was always the plan.  

Give whatever amount feels right. Truly.

But also understand that someone is absolutely going to receive a dramatic monologue about their personal narrative arc, and that feels important.